Wednesday, April 1, 2015

Phil Robertson Says More Words....



Some of you may be aware of Duck Dynasty star Phil Robertson’s latest controversy concerning a speech he gave at the Vero Beach Prayer Breakfast in Florida. He constructed a terrifying hypothetical situation presumably meant to convey the mutual exclusivity of atheism and morality:
  
“I’ll make a bet with you. Two guys break into an atheist’s home. He has a little atheist wife and two little atheist daughters. Two guys break into his home and tie him up in a chair and gag him. And then they take his two daughters in front of him and rape both of them and then shoot them and they take his wife and then decapitate her head off in front of him. And then they can look at him and say, ‘Isn’t it great that I don’t have to worry about being judged? Isn’t it great that there’s nothing wrong with this? There’s no right or wrong, now is it dude?’”

“Then you take a sharp knife and take his manhood and hold it in front of him and say, ‘Wouldn’t it be something if this [sic] was something wrong with this? But you’re the one who says there is no God, there’s no right, there’s no wrong, so we’re just having fun. We’re sick in the head, have a nice day.’”

First of all, this has to be the worst prayer breakfast ever. Was Robertson vamping or was the speech cleared with organizers ahead of time? Can you imagine that conversation?


Mr. Robertson, we glanced at your talking points and were wondering if we could perhaps re-word the section of your speech where the protagonist has his tallywacker lobbed off by marauders. We are serving sausage links and I fear it could cause some discomfort among our guests.

I won’t dial down the truth just to make a few people more comfortable.

Fair enough. Could we at least delay the gang-rape / spousal decapitation scenario until after the omelet station closes?


As best I can gather, Mr. Robertson was graphically illustrating his opinion that basic human empathy and morality derive from one’s stated theological disposition. The idea being that a person has no reasonable grounds to disapprove of seeing his children come to harm or his wang chopped off if he does not recognize a higher power.

This is a rather paradoxical stance for an avowed evangelical Christian since one of the basic tenets of that belief system is that mankind was created in God’s image and is intrinsically able to differentiate right from wrong. It is that very ability that empowers them to determine their eternal destiny through either the acceptance or rejection of Jesus Christ as their Lord and Savior. Were they unable to distinguish morality from immorality, one could make the argument that God’s judgement was arbitrary at best.

I was also confused by some of the details of the story. For instance, why were all of the female characters so small? Both the wife and the daughters were “little atheists.” Did he mean that their value as humans were diminished by their philosophy or that they just happen to be underwhelming in stature? Also, did anyone else find it odd that the home invaders were attempting to demonstrate the victims’ lack of morality… by murdering them?

I would like to apologize, as a Christian, for Mr. Robertson’s ridiculous and offensive assertions. As fond as Jesus was of parables, I cannot recall any instances where he evoked involuntary castration or the rape of children as teaching tools. Indeed, Christ’s most pointed words were reserved for the members of the religious establishment that claimed to speak for his Father. I personally believe that atheists, agnostics, and theists (of both the poly and mono persuasion) are loved by God. We cannot earn that love by endorsing a particular denomination and the job of Christ’s followers is to act as both recipients and conduits of his grace.

In closing, I will leave you with the wise words of a man became an atheist at fifteen and remained one into his thirties until he became one of the world’s greatest Christian theologians:

“If you are a Christian you do not have to believe that all the other religions are simply wrong all through. If you are an atheist you do have to believe that the main point in all the religions of the whole world is simply one huge mistake.” – C.S. Lewis

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